• I live in France
  • I was born on March 17
  • My occupation is Student
  • I am Male
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"The Player has been eliminated due to lack of funds. And intelligence.". -Ellen McLain on Marioshi's poker skills.

"Congratulations. We have secured the enemy's intelligence.". -Ellen McLain on Marioshi's TF2 skills.

I am Marioshi, a TF2 player that now enjoy playing poker. In this wiki, I'm specializing on the dialogue. I'm currently writing my own :)

User infoboxEdit

General informationEdit

  • Name: 000
  • Nickname: Marioshi
  • Gender: Male
  • Profession: Student
  • Birthday: 17th March
  • Residence: Picardy, France
  • Favorite video games: Team Fortress 2, Mario series, Sonic series, Ace Attorney series, indie games.
  • Current video games: PNatI, the Portal series, Rayman Origins, Garry's Mod, Source Filmmaker (not really a video game, but heh.)

Poker informationEdit

  • Poker level: Newbie
  • Player model: My TF2sona (a BLU Engineer with Scotsman's Stove Pipe, Builder's Blueprints, Prairie Heel Biters and Frontier Flyboy.).
  • Did you discovered poker with PNatI?: Kind of.
  • Did you buy PNatI FOR THE HATS?: Of course, but I didn't want to stop there.
  • Playing attitude: Mixed between Tycho and Sam: prudently, but sometimes aggressively; in a word, unpredictable.
  • General attitude: respecting the strenght of his adversaries, don't want to engage in an argument.
  • Favourite PN1 character: The Heavy, of course.
  • Favourite PN2 character: Sam.
  • Current financial balance: positive in PN1, negative in PN2.
  • Tournaments won: more than 50 in PN1, 20 in PN2.

To-do listEdit

  • Get a straight flush.
  • Start a fake game to get the dialogues of the Bounty Challenges.


Work in progress.



  • Hmm…

  • Well…

  • What can we do now?

  • Bon...

  • Think, think, think...

Player Bets

  • Are you sure?


  • These checks prove that you love tasteless food. Let’s make this game a bit… spicier.

  • I will just leave this here.

  • I bet.

  • This is my chance. I bet.

  • Je parie.


  • Like you want. I will just raise.

  • Raise.

  • I call, and even more.

  • Hah, let's raise.

  • J'augmente.

Player Checks

  • As you wish.


  • I check without being Czech.

  • Check.

  • Two digits.

  • I check.

  • Checking.

  • I will have to see the next card to make a valuable decision.

  • I can't make a good decision with these cards. Check.

  • Je checke.

Player Calls

  • As you wish.

  • Heh.


  • I call. This bet, not the Boucherie Sanzôt.

  • Call.

  • Calling.

  • I call.

  • I fol...low.

  • Je suis.

Can’t Afford Blind

  • Well, this is it! I play my last stand.

  • Here we go…

All In

  • Do you know the English translation for the French word “tapis”? Because if you don’t, I will learn it to you right now. And if this isn’t enough, I will also send you “au tapis”.

  • Heh heh heh… All in.

  • Let’s a go. All in!

  • All this raises and re-raises and this game is still so boring! All in!

  • You really want to fool me with your raises? Well, whaddaya think of THIS?

  • TAPIS! Oh, I mean, all in.

All In (different player)

  • Wow.

  • Now THIS gets interesting!

  • That was what I was looking for!

  • Oh my god.

Player Folds

  • You better do.

  • Oh, dommage…

  • As you wish...


  • You won a battle, but not the war.

  • OK, I surrender. Are you happy now?

  • I retreat… to jump better.

  • Fold.

  • Hehe… not for me.

  • No way, man.

  • nope.avi

  • I fold.

  • Not this time.

  • You win this time, asshole.

  • Not with these cards.

  • Ah… My dear Bad Luck… I was wondering where you were.

  • Pfff… What’s going on with these cards?

  • Non.

  • Je me couche.

Large Pot

  • Oooh… look at all that MUNEH.

  • It’s alright, money doesn’t make happiness… but THIS MUCH money… maybe.

Showdown Card Reveal (Positive)

  • (at the river, if the situation was hopeless) (jumps on the table) WOOOOOOOHOOOOO! THIS ONE IS FOR THE RECORDS, GENTLEMEN!

  • Alright!

  • Yes!

  • Wooohooo!

  • Magnifique!

Showdown Card Reveal (Negative)

  • Oh, you are kidding me!

  • Mamma mia…

  • Oh no, not now!

  • Nooooo…

  • Oh là là…


  • This is why you should never fight a French man in front.

  • Say again that we are surrender monkeys! SAY IT AGAIN!

  • I should lie more often.

  • Owned.

  • You have all done well, ‘cause I was about to own you.

  • Do not touch to MY grisbi.

  • Just as planned.

  • Thanks.

  • That was very nice from you, gentlemen.

  • Magnificent.

  • Hell, that was easy.

  • And AFTER you say that Frenchies are cowards? Hmph. Pathétique.

Winning another player’s buy-in

  • (Lugermorph & License to Maim) He was freelance, huh? Well now, I have a free gun.

  • (Dangeresque, too?) And another step to the Demopan.

  • (Iron Curtain, Enthusiast Timepiece & Orb) Cool…

  • (VGA Award) Ah, mommy, you see? I told you your son will bring you an award someday! Well, I didn’t really win it, but anyway…

  • (Necronomibook) Oh man, this is just great. I’m afraid of horror films.

  • (Banjo) Wow, excellent! I love that kind of music!


  • That wasn’t supposed to happen!

  • Nyergh… Why?

  • That was a pretty good hand.

  • That was my chance, and you JUST have to steal it NOW?

  • Sigh.

  • Enough of these Victoire à la Pyrrhus!

Splitting the Pot

  • Wow. Impressive.

  • I was sure that my cards were superior to yours. But I will content myself of this anyway.

Player is Eliminated

Eliminated from Play

  • Well, that was a good game. Except for me, of course. Bye.

  • Money doesn’t make happiness… No money doesn’t make it either.

  • Well, this is what I call a revers de fortune.

  • Good bye everybody, and thank you for making me even poorer.

  • Messieurs, un plaisir. Au revoir.

Player wins the tournament

  • Nice play, boy. You have done well and earned your victory. Félicitations.

  • Gratz. Don’t worry for me now, worry for yourself and for what you will do with all that money. That’s the spirit.

  • Bravo, bravo, bravissimo. This is a game I would have loved to play!

Wins the tournament

  • This is France, gentlemen. The real, the true one, not the one in your pathetic clichés, which is, to add it, a French word.

  • Vive la France.

  • Finally I can buy the Source Filmmaker! Oh wait, it's free. Well... in fact, I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't have won?

Player is Idle

  • (take a Gameboy and play Super Mario Land)

  • Come on, I don’t have all day…

  • Sleep well… Oh wait, I am so bad at sarcasm.

  • Well, what are you waiting for?

  • Is it thinking that just kills your brain and keeps you from playing?

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